Celine Dion, Possibly the Whitest Person on Earth

"In regards to Celine Dion's performance on the Academy Awards last night the only thing I can say is, soulless." This was the comment made by Baptist Minister and choir master, Roy Washington after hearing Celine Dion's rendition of, I Knew I Loved You, by legendary film composer, Ennio Morricone



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Lindsay Lohan, Naked in Latest Arrest, Tried Propositioning Police

Lindsay Lohan's latest rampage ended in an arrest yesterday. It seems Lohan was chasing the mother of her assistant that she fired earlier that day. Lohan chased the mother into a empty parking lot one block from the Santa Monica police station at 1;30 am, the mother called the police 911 fearing for her safety

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Aliens Have Vaginas

Studies conducted on the International Space Station have revealed that aliens do indeed have vaginas. Not only do they have vaginas, they have spectacular, illuminated, steamy, pulsating, vibrating, suprisingly friendly vaginas..

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OJ Simpson Disrupts Preliminary Hearing, Judge Drops All Charges.

OJ Simpson was ordered to showed up to a Las Vegas courthouse today to go before a judge to determine whether the state has sufficient evidence to move forward with kidnapping, robbery and assault with a deadly weapon charges to name a few.

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Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton Responsible For Writers Strike

The Writers Guild of America (WGA) made it official Monday and started picketing the studios across the US. Many people have been misled as to the reason the writers have gone on strike, a raise from 4 cents to 8 cents per DVD, sharing of Internet profits from producers. These reasons, while valid, are really just a smoke screen for the real problem at hand. The Spoof has found the alarming truth behind this strike.

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